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I'm unreasonably pleased to learn that
Even more exciting: the mother is not Kate Hudson.
This kid is going to be really popular when he/she gets to be school age and tells their peers "My dad's the voice of Lightning McQueen!"
I have got the perfect name for Owen and his girlfriend (her name is Jade Duell, but I just like to call her NotKate) if they have a son:
Klaxon Duell Wilson.
Why Klaxon? Four reasons:
1. It ends with -N, which is a very popular trend with boy names right now. Have you looked at birth announcements lately? Every other kid is a Landon, Logan, Hayden, Colton, Nathan, Ethan, Aidan, Jayden, Caden, or Roman.
2. It has not one, but TWO of the low frequency consonants (-K, -Q, -V, -W, -X, and -Z) that are highly prized.
3. It's a noun. Using a random noun for your child's name is the universal symbol of coolness for celebrities.
4. It's a lot of of fun to impersonate a klaxon. Ah-wooga! Ah-wooga!
But if the baby is a girl, what should Wilson and NotKate name her?, you may now be asking. The answer is simple:
Klaxon'lee Nevaeh Grace Duell Wilson.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
(BTW, Did you know that Nevaeh is heaven spelled backwards??!!!11!!)
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1The inseminator is Owen, not Luke (as I originally wrote). Honestly -- this is just a shameful oversight on my part.
Turns out there are three Wilson brothers! Did I know this? Did anyone? That's Luke (who is not Lighting) on the left. Owen on the right. The other brother (in the middle) lives in the cupboard under the stairs at Owen's mansion. No one is allowed to speak of THAT Wilson brother. Or so I assume. Please don't make me do any more fact-checking. It makes me sleepy.