Translation: our 8-week old kitten isn't a girl.
Instead of Isis, we now have an Osiris Spock. The boys refuse to acknowledge his middle name. But since I'm the person who pays the vet bills, I think I'm well within my rights to give this boy-cat a middle name of my choosing.
Alas, my 9 year old disagrees. And he's creating propaganda to get his message across: