There's a little game we play at our house -- to the utter dismay of my husband -- called "Guess which is a fitted sheet, and which is a flat sheet?"
SEE? I wasn't lying yesterday when I said I was awesome at folding fitted bed sheets.
Here's the secret to winning at bed sheet origami: first watch this Martha Stewart's instructional video. Next, thank the gods that you are NOT related to or employed by Martha Stewart. Then perfect your technique by practicing on a fitted crib sheet. Progress to twin sheets, then double, and finally queen or king sheets.
And this concludes today's segment of "Things Housewives Do For Fun While Watching Murder, She Wrote and Drinking Vodka." Next time we're going to learn the correct method of photographing and documenting the comings and goings of your neighbour when you suspect she's having an affair! Should be a good episode!