Remember the good old days when Google was the less-intrusive, less-restrictive Internet company and Facebook was the villain? Facebook is still Lex Luthor, but Google is looking more and more like Brainiac.1
By the way, if Google asks: today is my 100th birthday. Larry and Sergey better buy me a fucking cupcake.
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1 --To carry this analogy to it's natural conclusion, I am Squirrel Girl:
Yes -- my calves are THAT hairy.