I've got food.
Like cake! I have plenty o' cake:
LOOK! Food on sticks. Foodsicles = good time party fun.
Plus there is a slider buffet. I love sliders because I pretend they are normal-sized burgers and I am a GIANTESS.
I even set out fruit and vegetables for guests who like roughage.
There's no chance you'll go thirsty at this party.
The bartender will see to that:
Check out the dance floor I set up in the blog's basement:
Not bad. Guess where I am? Dancing with Cumberbatch:
Those dance moves make the expense of this party TOTALLY worth it.
Let's see some more:
If dancing isn't your thing do not despair. There's a hot tub out back and I set up fire pits on the terrace:
Or stay inside by the fire and play a board game:
I daresay you won't be lacking for (very pretty) company:
At midnight the fireworks will dazzle you.
As the party wraps up, there's no need to rush off. I have plenty of places for you to crash:
In the morning don't go until you have something to eat.
And a hot beverage.
And read the newspaper.
And have a fantastic 2013.