Remind me of this the next time I brag about being good in a crisis and/or excellent at improv.
• The sexiest thing I read all week was a post called Little Legs in Nectar from Town Farm. I joked on twitter that I was using it as inspiration for my next round of Sherlock Holmes fan-fiction erotica. Yes. That's right. I was joking. I am most certainly not writing a novella about how Molly Hooper (after helping Sherlock fake his death at the end of season 2) quits her job and opens up a market garden stall where she enacts Lady Chatterly Lover-like scenarios with her beloved Sherlock. THAT would be crazy. Why would I write about Sherlock zagging Molly?
Mrs Hudson is the only woman for Sherlock.
All kidding aside: whoever wrote that post is a fantastic writer.
All kidding aside: "zag" as a verb pertaining to sexual reproduction? Is brilliant.
• I predict that Kim
-is a colour, ORIf it's the former I think it will probably a shade of purple or blue. Maybe pink, even. Looking over the Crayola crayon colour palette I'm going to nominate: Cerise, Amethyst, Lapis Lazuli, Magenta, Periwinkle, Indigo, or Plum. If they run with the -K trend, then I think they should hire Deb as a consultant.
-starts with a -K.
• we started back to school on January 2nd. The boys didn't object. I think they were as bored as me. Our lessons have been very light; only math and the writing of thank you letters. I'm very big on thank you letters. I keep a mental list of people who have not sent me thank you cards for wedding gifts. Admittedly, I'm not a stickler when it comes to thank you cards for baby gifts because I firmly believe that new moms have better things to do.
• After a brilliant start in the first part of season 1, I never took to Downton Abbey. I feel like I'm disappointing my peers with this admission.
• we need to upgrade our computer memory and in anticipation I've been cleaning off the hard drive. I intended to erase a lot of things, instead I'm spending way to much time uploading ridiculous photos to Pinterest. Because you never know when -- for example -- this graphic will be germane to a heated debate that could change the course of world history:
Plus it would be wrong to keep this to myself:
I found that last one today. I needed a graphic to use in a document for my son's speed skating club. After careful consideration I decided that even if I could digitally erase/minimize Mr Colbert's crotch bulge, it really was NOT the image the club should project.
But it's still awesome.