A few weeks ago I went into our local office supply store and requested the biggest stapler they stocked. Which is why I walked out the door with this:
All my stapling needs are now being met by this 14-inch long beauty. Plus -- hopefully -- it will not go missing inside my house.
[Slight aside: WHO THE BLOODY HELL TOOK MY NORMAL-SIZED STAPLER?!?!?! BRING IT BACK!!!]
All the same, Mr Wrath refuses to call him by his full name: Benedict Staplerbatch.