Monday, June 10, 2013

Staple.

A few weeks ago I went into our local office supply store and requested the biggest stapler they stocked. Which is why I walked out the door with this:


All my stapling needs are now being met by this 14-inch long beauty. Plus -- hopefully -- it will not go missing inside my house.

[Slight aside: WHO THE BLOODY HELL TOOK MY NORMAL-SIZED STAPLER?!?!?! BRING IT BACK!!!]

All the same, Mr Wrath refuses to call him by his full name: Benedict Staplerbatch.

Spoilsport.

6 comments:

  1. So Benedict Staplerbatch is 14 inches long? Hmmmmm.

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  2. What kind of cumbersome batches are you stapling that you need that kind of leeverage?

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  3. These comments are as funny as the post!

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  4. THAT, is a beautiful stapler. Congrats.

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