Of course compared to ad slogans and commercials from toilet paper companies, a slightly lewd molasses ad is nothing.
I am of course referring to Charmin. I really thought they couldn't do any worse than those stupid bears. But now they've developed an app called "Sit or Squat" so people can locate public washrooms quickly. We're also meant to sit (or maybe "squat" -- your choice) through commercials that ask the age old question "Are you tired of finding skid marks in your kid's underwear?" Furthermore, we should buy Charmin in order to "Enjoy the Go:"
Mind you, Cottonelle's "Let's Talk About Your Bum" campaign (with a pretty, blonde lady coercing people into trying wet wipes in public washrooms) is also crude and tasteless.
Royale is doing marginally better with their "Everyone deserves to feel royale sometime today" ads:
Of course as the owner of a white cat, I'm kind of freaked out by the visual of wiping my ass on her fur. Is that not the message I'm suppose to take from these ads? Maybe I'm confused.