1. night guard for my TMJ,
2. bone pillow for my hip alignment,
3. cuddly cat who sleeps on my husband's feet,
4. whiny dog who sleeps in a crate down the hall and thinks the sound of humans moving around is an indicator of impending freedom,
5. children, one of whom habitually falls asleep at midnight,
6. bedroom door that doesn't lock,
and the most recent addition:
7. night splint for my plantars fasciitis.
Getting old is sexy.