Saturday, September 7, 2013

Rowr.

Current impediments to spontaneous sex in the House of Wrath:

1. night guard for my TMJ,



2. bone pillow for my hip alignment,


3. cuddly cat who sleeps on my husband's feet,

4. whiny dog who sleeps in a crate down the hall and thinks the sound of humans moving around is an indicator of impending freedom,

5. children, one of whom habitually falls asleep at midnight,

6. bedroom door that doesn't lock, 

and the most recent addition:

7. night splint for my plantars fasciitis. 



Getting old is sexy.

9 comments:

  1. "hey baby, I can't help watching you work that night splint, you sexy thing you"

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    1. There's a scene in Date Night where Tina Fey and Steve Carrell are getting ready for bed and she puts in her nightguard and he makes a comment about that being a sign they're not having sex. Oh. How I laughed at that scene. But then later I cried because the truth hurts sometimes.

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  2. For me, it's an inability to stay awake past 9:30 on week nights.

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    1. MORNING SEX!! But be quiet about it otherwise the cats will come in the room to harangue you to serve them breakfast.

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  3. I have plantar fasciitis, too. It sucks. And does put a crimp in teh sexytimez.

    I'm with Nicole, though. I can't stay awake late enough. *yawns*

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    1. Like the hobbling around the house in Birkenstocks wasn't sexy enough. Now there is the boner killer boot. Next: a snuggie.

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  4. Yes, things are pretty hot in our house between my need for the same hip pillow, the sleep mask I wear, a cat who believes any noise = time to wake up and meow loudly for a long time, and waking up at 6:00 for work meaning I cannot keep my eyes open past 9:30. Sexay times...

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    1. It's only a matter of time before I'm going to need a sleep apena machine. There just isn't enough viagra in the world.

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  5. I missed so much on vacation...may I ask what the boot thing does for your foot? Morning sex?? As in before coffee...back away young man.

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